In this classic parody Thomas Hill presents the testosteroneinspired answer to the bestseller What to Expect When Youre Expecting. The third edition of the best funniest fathers guide to having a baby What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding is now thoroughly revised and updated but its still packed with information advice and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody just something funny and helpful for the expectant man the book is now a classic gift passed knowingly from one generation of firsttime papas to the next. With this lighthearted monthbymonth instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wifethe main role of expectant dadshell handle all the important milestones and topics what not to say during the three phases of labor what to buy how many and when maintaining worklife balance maintaining worklifewife balance. New features in What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding include The minefield the wrong gifts for your pregnant wife Social media pregnancy etiquette status update Eight reasons why not to pick out maternity clothes What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding also features the latest trends Festive genderreveal parties. Really Updated baby name guide including hash tags. Cloth diapers The debate is back show more